"The best advice I've ever been given is that you have no control over the universe. It's up to you to determine how you react. If you feel unhappy, you need to sort yourself out. If you think you can control the world, go down to Brighton and try to stop the tide coming in." -GRAHAM COXON

"That's one thing you can't buy. Something up here. You can go to anybody, you can have plastic surgery for your face, but you can't shove anything inside your head that's going to make any difference at all. So: we rule. So there. You and whose army?" -JARVIS COCKER

"So here we are, the fucked generation, at the fag-end of the 20th century AD. Young and still breathing, but now it’s a trial cos we tried it all and we’re tired by it all. Too much, too young, too often, too many times, and it’s too late." -PETER DOHERTY